I have seen the Promised Land

It is called chocolate-covered bacon.

You may think heart attack on a plate, but I only janked about two bites' worth from my brother, so I didn't have that much. It won't be the bacon that'll kill me.

It'll be the funnel cake, fried chicken and cream puff with about a can's worth of blue raspberry whipped cream on it that'll do the trick.

Also, I got to try deep-fried White Castle, though it was clearly the frozen grocery store WC. Good stuff anyway, as was the hot dog within zucchini within fried corn batter.

I am going to take such a long walk tomorrow. Thank you San Diego County Fair.